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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
The cannibal king was having dinner when from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!" "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?" "From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith." "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you." "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!" "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?" "From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith." "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you." "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.
First cannibal I dont know what to from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
First cannibal We had burglars last night from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
Q What did the cannibals wife give from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
A cannibal son and his father are from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"
Cannibals capture three men The men are from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"
Did you hear about the cannibal who from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Did you hear about the cannibal who from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
First Cannibal Who was that girl I from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
Two cannibals were having lunch Your wife from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
Well children said the cannibal cooking teacher from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
The cannibal priest told his flock to from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
Two cannibals were having their dinner One from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
Did you hear about the cannibal family from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Did you hear about the cannibals who from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
First cannibal I cant find anything to from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
What happened when a cannibal went on from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on from Flashcomment Cannibal jokes Jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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